Today's Question

Thank you for today's question, you god damn stupid people of the world.  Thank you also to the media and their sick fascination with the pornography that is celebrity and its deranged obsession that highlights the stupidest of us and places us on the cultural mantle of filth, in what I can only surmise, is an effort to encourage and instigate the other inconsiderate, insensitive, no-manner-having, fuck heads to do more stupid things to get on the next editions of the news to boost ratings and gain more corporate sponsorship.  So, my choice is license-to-do-bodily-harm, but your choices are either 1) license-to-do-bodily-harm and 2) license-to-kill?  Keep in mind that you, the moral, kind, ethical human beings that you are will have to set aside certain learned behaviors and allow  animalistic, base tendencies to bubble up from within and simply let your animal-auto-pilot fight instincts to do work.  Anyway, I wouldn't want to kill anyone per se, but do bodily harm ala those who received punishment in the film Seven, which seems to me a fate far worse than death.  This treatment is not to be doled lightly, and certainly not to the two-faced, the road-ragers, the bread thieves, or the like.  These licenses are to be used on only the likes of baby murders, and animal beaters, and rapists, and terrorists and other nice people like this.  So, to restate, would you prefer, either a 1) license-to-do-bodily-harm and 2) license-to-kill?