Today's Question

Friday = on the road, then family, then beer, then chicken.  Saturday = surprise party for in-laws, dinner at Michael Symon's "Roast"... awesome, Sunday = Asian Barbecue, beer, dj brother's birthday party at Detroit's New Center Pavilion, Monday = on the road and late, shitty (technical term) job, and here we are, back in the grind.  Since we had such a hiatus I'm going to provide a goofily recurring, multi-part question. First, bear versus shark? Second, would it matter the venue, i.e., water or forest?  If water, shallows or deep? Third, does it matter if the bear is polar or otherwise?  Four, if it seems ridiculous, wouldn't you want the bear in the water if there were a shark near you?